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🌧️ ALERT: Power Outage or Did You Just Move to California? 🏃‍♂️💨 Don't let your kombucha go flat, you absolute kale chip. When autumn storms hit harder than your indie band's latest single, be ready. Get a home generator and keep your PNW street cred intact! Stay powered up for: ✅Keeping your sourdough starter alive (RIP Clarence 2020-2023, we hardly knew ye) 🍞 ✅Maintaining your 47-step skincare routine (we see you, dewy forest nymph) ✨ ✅Running your vintage record player (because Spotify is for conformists) 🎵 🌲 POWER SO GREEN, IT PRACTICALLY COMPOSTS ITSELF 🌲 Because in the PNW, we take our power like we take our coffee: strong, reliable, and ethically sourced. Click faster than a Subaru Outback on its way to REI's annual sale! ⚡🏕️ #PNWerOutage #MoreReliableThanSunshine #HipsterHomestead