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🛒 Don’t Shoplift. Don’t Overpay. Just Come to Biddy Bangs. 🛒 📍 Now permanently headquartered in Salina, OK – not Pryor. For legal and spiritual reasons. Greetings from the world-famous Biddy Bangs New & Not Variety Shop – Home of: • America’s fastest-growing tool brand 🛠 – Biddy Bangs Tools • Renowned Lake Fishing Tackle that’s more accurate than an affidavit authored by the City of Pryor. • And more imported misfit goods than a medieval yard sale in a thunderstorm Yes, we sell vacuum cleaners. Yes, we sell hand tools.(at least that’s what the Vikings call them). No, we dont sell spiral cut glazed honey hams (STOP) No, we don’t care if you check tags with your sunglasses still on. We’re the only store where: ✔️ Security is a 6'7" Viking overlord born in 1107 A.D. ✔️ The bull mascot judges you silently ✔️ Nobody stares if you walk in shirtless, shoeless, or shielded ✔️ Prices are so low, shoplifting is frankly insulting If you’ve ever: • Been stared down in another town for wearing a sport coat with a tube top • Been ticketed for parking 1 inch outside a faded red curb • Been asked why your receipt has 27 pounds of honey ham and one garden gnome... ...then welcome home. We moved out of Pryor after the 15th false arrest and one very passive-aggressive zoning meeting. Now we serve all of Mayes County and any Rocklahoma survivor who remembers where they parked. 🛑 No pretentious markups. ✅ No permits needed to carry your battle axe. 💰 Check in on Facebook and mention this post for 5% off. 🤑 Like & Follow our page for 5% off EVERY in store purchase. Come see what the mayor of Pryor warned you about. #HoneyHamTraumaCenter #biddybangsgang #SalinaOK #BiddyBangs #ShopLikeaViking #Rocklahoma #SupportLocalChaos #dewaltmakespurses #campgroundcommandpost #zonedoutandstackingdeals #shuttlemayhemreturns #disinvestmentdeez #donttreadonham #vikingsdontneedpermits #nobullshitwarranty #biddybangstools #dewaltcutepurses #biddybangscutssteel #discounts #palletliquidation #BinStore #binstorefinds #bargain #dontshootitsjustham #ShopSmart #VarietyIsAnUnderstatement #DiscountsAndDisorder #VikingSurveillance #NotAllHammersAreTools #HoneyHamTraumaCenter