marching
Dropped the lil ones off at the summer program this morning & lil mama gonna say
“Mommy, yesterday Miss Kita bit me.”
I’m like WHO TF IS MISS KITA?! 🤨
She said, “Miss Kita… you know her 😐”
Now I’m marching in there like a concerned parent AND a detective—
“Which one of y’all is Miss Kita biting my baby?!” 😤🕵🏽♂️
Her teacher said, “Umm… we don’t have a Miss Kita…
…but a mosquito did bite her yesterday.” 😭🦟
I looked at my daughter like—
GIRLLLL. YOU BETTER PRONOUNCE THEM SYLLABLES BEFORE I END UP ON THE
NEWS. 💀