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WTF Is Happening To Me?
A Wine Tasting Experience for the Peri-menopausal
Your hormones have left the building. Your sweat glands are working overtime. You’re crying at cheese commercials and yelling at toasters.
It’s time to drink accordingly.
🍷 What to Expect:
A casual tasting flight through 4 emotional stages of peri-menopause — with wines to match every unpredictable vibe.
📅 WHEN: Aug 11-17
🎟️ TICKETS: link in Bio
Includes tasting flight, hormone-friendly snacks, fans, tissues, and validation.
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